| It's the hysterical and
shocking season finale of Sitcom! Sarah
is back, determined to make Giovanni jealous, so she conspires with Penelope who convinces
Giovanni that his "cutie butt" is no longer cutie, but flat, because he has been
playing golf with Justin which causes his butt to go flat. Giovanni is shocked when he
learns that Sarah has a boyfriend, and it's not him. "Sarah, why do YOU have a
boyfriend? I'm not getting this." asks Giovanni. "Because he loves me, and oh
yes ….. the sex is earth shattering." says Sarah who smacks him and storms out.
"So, dude, did you get it?" asks Justin. "No. Justin. I never got it."
"Well, dude, you certainly ain't going to get it now!"
Sarah's joke causes an uproar when Brandy then thinks her
butt too has gone flat from playing too much golf with Justin. "Giovanni, you
know, Justin has also had ME playing golf around the clock lately. Oh no - this booty
ain't lost its jelly also?" "Brandy, I'm not seeing ANY jelly. Not even chunky
peanut butter.But I AM seeing FLAT BREAD."
This leads to a classic Sitcom moment, a show-down
of Mercedes Ferrari (aka Giovanni) vs. Butt Maverick (aka Brandy). "Hi. I'm
Mercedes Ferrari. But you can also call me "butt." " says Giovanni.
"Ya, Maybe if I was looking at your face. Budabing. Budaboo." exclaims Brandy.
"Tell me ms. Thang, have you been discovered?" "No why?", responds
Giovanni. "Because if Christopher Columbus had discovered you, he would have realized
the world is flat. Budabing, pivot, fade, jumper, swoosh, nothing but net!!! "
Eventually, no one wants to play golf with Justin, not even
Barth! "Hey, Barth, there are sometimes some serious good-looking women on the
golf course."says Justin. "Yes. Only problem is that my technique is so bad that
as soon as I get near I will probably hit them in the face with my balls."
Meantime, the staff prepares for the premiere of their new
series. But in a cliffhanger finale, the staff learns someone close to them has died!
Don't miss the finale three minutes of this shocking episode! |
